Bark~Yell~Rant

Welcome to the spiral pull into The Vortex of Peyote Brandt, the inescapable rabbit hole that is my sanctuary of BAD Thoughts: called to the seminary, only to reject it for sex, drugs, & rock’n’roll; ordained reverend online; studied psychology & pastoral counseling; &, woke up remembering I was a shaman all along {Mesa Carrier of the Qero Tradition}. Surfing the waves of the cosmos & jumping dimensions my whole life…perhaps lifetimes. Always studying & always learning. My alien monkey robot mind has churned out some strange synapses throughout the years & will continue to do so, I’d imagine. Enjoy the B-rants & take it one paw at a time.

There aren't too many words that I would choose to exclusively describe myself, other than the ones related to “I AM.” However, if walking between worlds makes one a shaman, well, I guess I can live with that life-paralleling label. Throughout my existence, I've experienced the unexplained & figured out a way to explain it. Some eras have been seated in more supernatural circumstances, although, all realities are now appearing to integrate into one melting pot of ones & zeros. Sharing it all...now...here...ordered chaos & fun. My metaphorical alter ego, Peyote Brandt, basically represents that which cannot be named: the “I AM” that I AM & the awakening of the magical essence of the ceremonial cactus & best qualities of the best dog I’ve ever known & the best me I know. Whew! This whole Peyote Brandt site is dedicated to the purest & truest desires of this very entity &, much like most of the interwebs, all of its contents & pages can be considered, “Vision Boards,” perpetually manifesting an evolving existence into enlightenment. The purpose of publicly posting these personal dreams, thoughts, & ideas is to 1) have mobile access to remind myself of my prime directives, b) hold myself accountable to my BS, &, iii) connect with the 3 other beings stranded on Earth that understand these musings & that 1 Arcturian from the Aquarius system that's been ringing in my ears...